Unless you've swore off all forms of communication with the outside world, then you know President Trump's campaign manager-turned adviser Kellyanne Conway has never met a question shouldn't deflect. But alternative facts? That's some next level, bizarro Rose Nylund-meets-Annalee-from-the-X-Men type of doublethink. On the upside (if there is one), I guess we have the first next term of 2017: alternative facts. Watch this mess.