Olivia's Countdown

ABC's Scandal, the Shonda Rimes-helmed political drama starring the uber fabulous Kerry Washington as the ferocious but flawed Olivia Pope returns tomorrow after a mid-season hiatus. Like most of Rhimes' work, Scandal features extended monologues galore, but one in particular--Olivia's epic countdown read of former beau Senator Edison Davis--is the cream of the crop.

Watch and gag below (even moreso because Olivia was dead wrong while reading him for filth).