"Dick Will Make You Slap Somebody!"

I thought about being coy with the post title, but once you watch the clip below you'll see why blunt force was best. Most folks who've been around the block a few times will admit a random but good roll in the sheets can lead any sane, rational human being to momentarily get caught up in the sex haze (shout out to Carrie Bradshaw).

However, to our cable access hostess, getting down with the get down can also be a world-shattering spiritual revelation. One's that's apparently powerful enough to make you slap somebody or shoot them in the face. An extreme view? You decide.

On another note, judging from the zeal with which this buttoned-up woman talks about sex, I bet she shags like a minx. Watch below.