Pat Robertson has said he'll "change everything I'm saying about homosexuality and morality," if we gays, specifically gay men, can do one thing:
"I defy these homosexuals to bring forth a baby from that part of the anatomy which they concentrate on. When that happens, I will change everything I’m saying. Until that happens, I wish those demonstrators would shut their mouth."
Ugh...there is so much Grade A mess wrapped up in that statement it'll take ammonia and two bottles of bleach to clean it all up. So now any sexual act that results in the birth of a child is moral? Rapists and child molesters rejoice! Pat's on your side! But straight couples who can't have children or older couples who aren't fertile anymore but still happen to find each other attractive (and possibly engage a little backdoor action), sorry. You'll just have to burn in hell with us wicked homos, because no bouncy baby ever popped out of your nether regions. I guess the lesbians have a loophole with the whole egg/sperm donor thing, but who knows?
Watch this tomfoolery below.