The Better To Strip With My Dear...

This is a wet dream come true. True Blood's Joe Manganiello is in talks to join Steven Soderbergh's film about male strippers, which already stars Channing Tatum, Alex Pettyfer, Matthew McConaughey and Matt Bomer. Throw in Boris Kodjoe, Michael Jai White, The Rock and Rockmond Dunbar and I'd be on my back faster than a prostitute at a prison rodeo!

According to The Randy Report, Manganiello will be playing a character named Big Dick Richie (I swear I'm not making this up!), which already has images of Alcide going full frontal dancing in my head.


The flick will feature Tatum as the title character, a veteran stripper who mentors a younger dancer. McConaughey will portray a former stripper who now owns the club, called Xquisite, where Tatum’s character works.

All I'm sayin' is there better be some hot man-on-man action. The producers KNOW the target audience for this movie, and it's not just middle-aged suburban moms who need something to temporarily distract them from the gaping black hole that Oprah left in their lives. Queens will be watching:).