|Call me Kitty Kat....|
No this isn't your worst gay nightmare come to fruition (although I guess it could be if you ever find yourself in this position--pun intended). Apparently West Viriginia resident Melissa Lee Williams was so in heat that she burst into her ex-husband Danny and his friend's room four doors down, proceeded to stripped to her nether regions and demanded oral gratification. I guess sometimes a vibrator or a trusty finger just won't do. According to The Smoking Gun:
While Danny Williams “declined said invitation,” the other man, Adam Watson, told cops that he “agreed to perform at her request.” However, as Watson approached Williams, “he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams.” Watson, understandably, “declined to proceed any further.”
At which point Mama pulled out a switchblade and bellowed a command that will forever be immortalized in the history of law enforcement:
"Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your fucking throat.”
Unfortunately for Ms. Melissa both men opted for door number 2. Williams was arrested and is currently out on bond. Hopefully ol' girl can buy a box (or two) of Summer's Eve before then.
H/t Boy Culture.